Funny stuff: September 2010

These are just a couple of the funny conversations Morgan and I had this month:

-There was a cat in our backyard and Howie chased it over the fence.
      Morgan:  "Mom, I want a cat"
      Me: "Me too. But Daddy doesn't like cats, so we will probably never have one."
      Morgan: "Ummm, it's okay. I will teach Daddy to like cats. Lets go get one."

- When we woke up this morning she starts pulling board games out of a box and asking me to play one with her. I told her we had to clean up the game upstairs from last night before we could have breakfast, and maybe after breakfast we could play a board game. We are cleaning up Blokus from last night and this happens:
      Morgan: "After we clean Blokus we can get a different board game out?"
      Me: "Probably not till after breakfast. Maybe we can play a game that doesn't make a mess, like Simon Says."
      Morgan:  "I wanna go first! I wanna go first! Simon Says, 'Mommy, go downstairs and get us a board game."

- I came downstairs and Morgan has poured a bag of Goldfish crackers into 3 separate bowls from her play kitchen and is "making dinner". I sit down at the computer and say:
    Me: "Can I have some of your delicious goldfish dinner?"
    Morgan:  "Sure. Here's one"
    Me: "Thanks!" (I pop it into my mouth)
    Morgan: "Sure. It was on the ground."